The Super Happy Fun Time Emporium, located on the Sea Front, where you can buy smoke bombs or stink bombs at varying prices. Using a smoke bomb in combat reduces the opponent's Skill score, while using a stink bomb will do physical damage.

The store is run by an insane clown girl, whose moods are dictated by the weather. If it is bright and sunny outside, she is in a good mood and her prices will be lower. If is it raining heavily, she will become profoundly depressed, and her prices increase sharply.